Russian Language Academy BORN
Do you believe in Zodiac signs?
Ever wondered why some people master a new language effortlessly while others… well, accidentally learn five words in five languages and call it progress? Turns out, the stars might be to blame!
From Aries speed-running Duolingo like it’s a video game to Virgo rewriting their notes for the third time, each sign has a unique (and sometimes questionable) approach to language learning.
Luckily, at Russian Language School BORN, our skilled teachers have seen it all—and successfully taught Russian to every zodiac sign! 💪 Whether you’re a determined Capricorn or a dreamy Pisces, we know exactly how to help you learn your way (yes, even you, Gemini, who wants to switch languages every week 😆).
You start learning a language at full speed, convinced you’ll be fluent in a month. Duolingo sends you one notification, and you respond like it’s a personal challenge. By week three, you’re already bored and eyeing a new language. Stick with one, champ!
You download all the best textbooks, make a cozy study nook, and… spend hours perfecting your notes in aesthetic handwriting. Progress? A bit slow, but once you learn something, it’s locked in forever. Reward yourself with a snack. You deserve it.
You start learning French, then switch to Spanish, then dabble in Russian because why not? You know how to introduce yourself in five languages but can’t hold a conversation in one. Focus, Gemini. Just one language at a time!
You need to feel the language. You watch sad foreign dramas, fall in love with a fictional character, and cry over words that don’t translate into English. Honestly, it’s working, but don’t forget to actually study grammar, too.
You learn one phrase and immediately flex it on social media. “Oh, you don’t speak Italian? Pity!” You love the attention, which means you’ll actually practice speaking. Just, you know… make sure you learn more than just greetings.
You refuse to say anything until your pronunciation is flawless. Your notebooks are color-coded, and your flashcards are works of art. Just don’t spend so much time organizing that you forget to actually speak!
You want a language partner but end up just making friends instead. Studying? Eh, later. You can vibe your way to fluency, right? Keep chatting, but maybe add some grammar drills, too!
You dive into a language with scary intensity. If someone doubts you, now it’s personal. You’ll read an entire novel in your target language just to prove them wrong. Honestly, this method works. Keep being a language warrior.
You pick up languages while traveling and learn just enough to survive. Grammar? Who cares. If you can order food and make a local laugh, that’s enough for you. Maybe crack open a book once in a while, though?
You actually finish language courses. You do your homework. You stick to your study plan. Other signs envy your discipline, but please, have some fun! Not everything has to be a five-year fluency goal.
You pick obscure languages because everyone learns French, but who studies Old Norse? You love weird grammar rules and historical linguistics. Just make sure you actually get to speaking at some point!
You daydream about being fluent while listening to foreign music on repeat. You know exactly how your voice would sound in perfect Russian. Now, all you need to do is… actually practice speaking. Believe in yourself!
No matter your zodiac sign, the stars say: Come to Riga, keep learning Russian, have fun !